By far the
smelliest of all the scenesters, the Crustpunk embodies the D.I.Y.
punk ethos with his nihilistic attitude and “freegan” diet.
Typically an extremely unkempt individual with patches and pins
barely holding together his soiled wardrobe, the Crustie goes months
on end without bathing, ensuring his unemployment.
attending politically radical protests and Food Not Bombs events,
the Crustie can be found panhandling on city streets with his banjo
and emaciated dog at his side. Despite being anti-corporation, the
majority of his earnings goes towards beer. The Crustpunks are also
anti-authority, anti-work, anti-government, anti-religion,
anti-showers, but are somehow not anti-five-day-old-burrito in the
Trader Joe's dumpster.
he lives a nomadic lifestyle squatting in abandoned buildings and
train-hopping, the Crustie never strays too far from home.
Eventually he'll need to hit up mom and dad in the suburbs for more
cash, so he can stay poor.
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