this guy is single-handedly responsible for the
commercialization of your favorite bands, childhood television shows, and quirky indie
movies. his other favorite shirts include such witty sayings as... "i saw your
mom on myspace," "the voices in my head are telling you to shut up," and
"can't sleep... the clowns will eat me!"
he can't commit to single trend (no permanent hairdye
or real tattoos) because it all changes so quickly. despite his willingness to
follow whatever trend his favorite store features that week, his shirts always seem a year
or two behind the times.
you know your favorite band
is no longer part of the underground once this kid starts hawking their merch.
<< back to scenesters
nine inch nails
system of a down
insane clown posse
red jumpsuit apparatus