are you down with the clown? his taste in music is about as
painful to listen to as it is to get powerbombed off a bus by mike awesome (youtube it!), but the poor juggalo
is too deluded to realize it.
he blindly follows two middle-aged, talentless hacks who like to play dress up- so he
follows suit! buying into a merchandise empire bigger and more self-indulgent than that of
hannah montana, the sad clown mindlessly purchases whatever icp sells
faygo soda, flags, purses, lighters, and athletic gear that will never be put to use. with
his facepaint, lice-ridden goatee, coolio haircut, and outdated jnco jeans, the juggalo
often finds employment at gas stations and carnivals.
he spends his minimum wages without a second thought at the annual gathering of the
juggalos. this is the only place he can find true happiness amongst his brethren, whether
it be at a psychopathic records concert lineup or a jcw wrestling event. just watch
out for the broken light tubes and barbed wire.
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blaze ya dead homie