|  in a scene flooded with jet-black hair, piercings, and eyeliner, this spunky dude is
            a breath of fresh air. unfortunately for him, he looks just as silly as his contemporaries
            and appears to be suffering from an even worse identity crisis.
 
 one could argue that he might be the male equivalent of rainbow brite. his wardrobe
            primarily consists of brightly-colored american apparel products. this might be acceptable
            and even cute for a teenage girl, but for a 20-something guy with hairy legs? this is a
            problem.
 
 it doesn't stop there! he appears to be reliving his childhood; he embraces nostalgia in
            the form of retro video games, ninjas, robots, dinosaurs, 80's icons, and anything with a
            moog synthesizer.
 
 despite his uber flamboyant appearance, his nostalgic tendencies, and his dedication to
            pop-punk prepackaged for preteens, he does have one masculine quality: a crush on
            paramore's lead singer, hayley williams.
 
 sadly, she is nine years his junior.
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