here is a message to you rudy- give it up! although most
of his favorite bands have ditched their brass sections for screaming and tight pants, the
ska kid holds true to his checkered past.
there are still two-tone armies skanking the night away, though, to the tune of washed-up
bands all across the united states. gone are the days when ska bands lived the high life
in big-name clubs. nowadays, the ska kids flock to sweaty vfw halls and teen centers.
the rude boy was never good at any sports, so instead he opted to join the marching band
which, incidentally, led to the formation of his own group. the band enjoyed their biggest
success at a recent high school battle of the bands, where they showcased their
originality by covering the reel big fish cover of a-has take on me.
the majority of ska kids funds go towards the repair of his vespa, which he totalled
after spilling his pez while speeding. someday the ska kid might be able to afford the
fred perry and ben sherman gear he so covets, but for now the hawaiian shirts from
goodwill will have to do.
this kid seems to have missed the memo about ska being dead; one can only assume he forgot
to pick it up!
back to scenesters
oskama bin laden
bomb the music industry!
asian man records