he's prettier than your girlfriend, but don't
let that limp wrist fool you- this guy gets more ass than a toilet! girls love guys
who can swing microphones over their heads like a cowboy at a rodeo while holding his
other arm out like a t-rex.
even though he's founded a "screamo" band with his
christian friends from orlando, he thinks saetia is a skin disease and that neil
perry played dylan on 90210.
his skin-tight jeans don't
allow a lot of room for breathing, but his girly figure doesn't require much anyway.
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