Screamolester is what happens when a sexually androgynous mutant
with mad rad hair attempts to make pop music but instead racks up a
bunch of statutory rape charges.
claiming to be a model or a hairstylist, this ManGirlPig is nothing
more than a beauty school dropout with a vast collection of wigs,
hair extensions and date rape drugs. This ladyboy will spend hours
raiding its mother's makeup cabinet and kid sister's wardrobe in an
attempt to look like a combination of Hannah Montana and puke.
beneath layers of glam and glitter, it may be difficult to determine
the gender of a Screamolester. At first glance one might think
they're looking at a pudgy prepubescent girl but upon closer
inspection the creature shows itself to be a gender-bending
20-something-year-old guy, seeking out pudgy tween girls.
electropop band as a lure for naive underage females, it's somehow
able to make them swoon with lyrics that degrade women. Touring the
country with other Pedo Bear approved bands, it has an endless
supply of unsuspecting victims to choose from.
predator has had more than a few run-ins with the cyber police when
trolling Stickam but eventually it's actions will catch up to it and
CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
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