he doesn't drink, he doesn't smoke, and premarital sex?  well, maybe. unlike his nerdy scenester counterparts, this guy takes care of himself.  his daily exercise routine consists of 50 roundhouse kicks, performing windmills until his shoulders give out, and at least 10 minutes of mock stage dives into his parents pool.

he's from a rare breed of the hardcore fan; very few exist past the age of 21.  due to their adolescent abstinence, guys like this often lose all signs of their former "posi" attitude and become raging alcholics.  awkward doesn't even begin to explain how difficult it is to explain "edge" tattoos to chicks at the bar.

if you want to contact him for crucial mosh tips, don't hesitate to IM him at xedgextilxdeathx

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