Tuesday, March 28, 2006

so things have been hectic to say the least, maggie and i are finally settled in at our new apartment but there will be more posts about that soon. for now i'll leave you with this gem... some woman called my apartment yesterday at 8:30 am asking for pedro, i told her he didn't leave here and that was that. today she calls again at 8:30 am so i decided to "pedro it up" and disguise my voice. turns out our friend pedro has $26,000 in hospital bills and she was calling from said hospital attempting to figure out how to pay for it. i explained to the woman that i didn't want to pay that much money for a simple operation stemming from an incident where my wife bit my penis. the woman understood and said my wife was a "bad woman" and is now sending a financial advisor to pedro's house to discuss payment options. whoops.


At 4/09/2006 02:35:48 PM, Ely said...

it is posts like these that keep me coming back to read your blog.

At 5/02/2006 08:03:48 AM, vicky said...


At 8/29/2006 09:34:21 AM, Anonymous said...

you spelt live wrongly


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